things i have grown tired of recently..(parental discretion is advised)

Anyone who knows me can just see the stress on my face. If you haven't noticed the distress on my face, you for sure have run into the snappy, crackhead bitch i turn into under intense pressure. that is for fact. So i decided to simply explain things that have recently really annoyed me:

Jessie J

seriously. just shut. the. fuck. up.

you ruined some of my favorite songs.

alll the whoodeehaaa wit the booombebahhh heee hee heee haa .

no. over played. for the longest time i tried to decided if i like the song a lot or if i extremely hate it. ive come to conclusion that i really dont like it. AND what the hell is it about?? shooting people cause of their shoes? i thought we moved on from those kind of ideas. im sure their other stuff is good. i do like his voice. sometimes. just not 20x a day. unless all there songs sound like underwater drunk people. singing about shoes or what not. if thats the case, then no sir. i dont like it.

tuna the wonder fish! ready to go!... make everyone else miserable cause they have to smell your yeast infection sandwich. gross. and how annoying are the commercials

ok tuna girl. annoying. but this commercial is an all new low. i literally have to either mute the tv or change the channel when this commercial is on. or else i get stupid angry.

Recently people think im a super hero and expect and ask me if i can get something done for them and/or change plans the exact moment i get done figuring out my plan of action. I love to help out when i can but sometimes, especially right now, i have a lot of my own stuff to deal with. but not comprehending that i am in fact also a being of existence and i might have my own plans they still ask. and i always feel like this

but unfortunately i cant say no. for some unknown reason i cannot say no. i am the worst liar. i cant lie. i really wish i could but i dont function like that so i bite the bullet and just have to say

with the biggest fucking grin on the planet. 

Cheshire cat big.

And lastly ( yes i do have a lot more to complain about but im done ranting)

some ASSHOLE recently hacked my email. ruining the lives of many. including yours truly and i bet that sucker is just having a ball. im pretty convinced my work gave me the virtual herpes. and i unknowingly spread it to my friends. and i am sorry.

i have a new email now. cause the other one got deleted. whatever.

But no matter what life throws at me this always cheers me up

what what??